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SMS Messages

Okay, okay. Mobile phone SMS Messages are the flavour of the month. Here are some of the best I've received. Please add your favourites.

TELSTRA regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.
Telstra wishes to inform you that our security division has been mointoring your calls. We wish to remind you that you phone is not a masturbation tool.
Computer games dont affect kids, I mean if PacMan affected us as kids we'd all run around a darkened room munching pills & listening to repetitive music.
Findin love is a mission, choosin love is an ambition, so just follow your Italian Tradition and let your mother make the decision!
At this moment 13.8 million people are sleeping, 4.6 million people are eating, 3.7 million people are falling in love, and only 1 dickhead is reading this message.
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