Okay guys, before you make the following drinks, please ensure you are over 18, and keep in mind that I like having you as readers, so PLEASE ENJOY THEM IN MODERATION. They are potent little suckers.
In my time I have done a little bartending. It is fun, and easier than your might imagine. Most drinks are pretty easy to mix. A simply bourbon and Coke is a shot (30 ml) of bourbon in a standard sized glass, topped up with Coke. Pour the Coke violently to mix it through.
In clubs you are always asked to make it stronger, but you can’t provide more than one shot. The best trick I found, was simply to put in more ice, giving a higher alcohol to mixer ratio, making it taste stronger.
P.S. Due to my position on Casey Council, residents with vested interests have forced me to censor some drink names below. Sorry.
Into a standard shot glass, pour 2/3 Green creme de menthe, and layer 1/3 Baileys. Shoot it.
Broken Down Gold Cart
This is a favourite shooter at many clubs in my town (Kitchener, Ontario, Canada). It's half melon liquer, and half vodka, with a bit of lime juice on top. - Sean Haskins
Cement Mixer
Very funky - novelty value very high. A shot of Baileys (30ml) in one glass, and one shot of lime (30ml) in another. Put the Baileys into your mouth, don't swallow. Put the lime into your mouth, with the Baileys, and shake your head madly. The two shots react and foam up like mousse. Tastes awesome, chew and swallow. - Ryan Dean
C.S. Cowboy
This is my favourite shooter, and I recommend anyone to try it. It tastes like caramel. Into a shot glass, place half a shot (15ml) of Butterscotch schnappps, with half a shot (15ml) of Baileys layered on top. Shoot it.
Jelly Fish
Into a shot glass, layer 1/3 Blue Curacao, White Sambuca, and Baileys. Add 2 drops of Grendine, admire and shoot.
Quick F@#K
1/2 shot of Kahlua, 1/2 shot of Midori and a little Baileys on top. Shoot it down and after five or so you’re happily dancing the night away.
Slippery Nipple
Simple, but effective. Into a shot glass, pour 2/3 white Sambuca, and layer 1/3 Baileys. Shoot it.
Shakers
Grass Hopper
Into a shaker with ice, drop in shots (30ml) of Green Creme de Menthe, White Creme de Cacao, and cream. Shake, pour into cocktail glass, and drink away.
Illusion
There are illusions and illusions. A thousand different recipes, but here is my favourite. Into a shaker with ice, pour Midori, Cointreau, Blue Curacao, Vodka, and Malibu. Top up with pineapple juice, shake, pour and shoot. It should be green because of the blue curacao.
Pina Colada
Very creamy, with coconut and pineapple taste, mmm. Pour into a shaker with ice, two shots (60ml) of Malibu or Wipeout, four shots of pineapple juice, and a shot of cream. Shake well, pour into high glass, and enjoy.
Sex on the Beach
Into a shaker with ice, add 1/2 shot (15ml) Kahlúa, a shot (30ml) of Malibu or Wipeout, a shot of pineapple juice, and two shots of cream. Shake well, pour, consume.
Toblerone
Another very nice drink. Into a shaker, with ice, pour 5ml Baileys, half shots (15ml) of Kahlúa and white creme de cacao, a shot (30ml) of Frangelico, 60ml of cream, and half a teaspoon of honey. Shake, pour into a cocktail glass, and drink away.
Mixed Drinks
B-52
Into a standard glass with ice, layer shots (30ml) of Kahlúa, Baileys, and Cointreau.
Black Russian
One shot of Kahlúa, one shot of vodka, up to the mark with Coke. Drink it like water.
Fluffy Duck
In a high glass, with ice, build shots (30ml) of Bacardi and Advocaat, top-up with lemonade, and float cream on top.
Fruit Tingle
Here is a simple, but fantastic tasting drink. Into a standard glass with ice, pour a shot (30ml) of blue curacao, and mix up with raspberry lemonade (or 15ml of raspberry flavour & lemonade). For some added kick, drop in a shot of vodka.
Jelly Bean
It really tastes like a black jelly bean. Into a highball glass with ice, build a shot (30ml) Ouzo, Half shots (15ml) Blue Curacao and Grenadine, and top up with lemonade Stir gently and drink.
Orgasm
Into a tumbler with ice, pour 20ml Baileys and 20ml Cointreau, and stir.
Screw Driver
Another simple one, because it is simply vodka and orange. Into a standard glass, with ice, pour a shot (30ml) of Vodka, and mix with orange juice.
Splice
Into a long glass with ice, pour a shot (30ml) of Midori and a shot of either Wipeout or Malibu. Top up with pineapple juice, and whipped cream if desired.